Title: "Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly, I gotta do Feynmann graphs 'til I die: A Continuum theory of flocking"

Abstract: I'll describe a continuum dynamical model for the collective motion of large "flocks" of biological organisms (e.g., flocks of birds, schools of fish, herds of wildebeest, hordes of bacteria, slime molds, etc.) . This model does for flocks what the Navier-Stokes equation does for fluids, and predicts that, unlike simple fluids, flocks show huge fluctuation effects in spatial dimensions d<4 that radically change their behavior. In d=2, it is only these effects that make it possible for the flock to move coherently at all. This explains why a million wildebeest can march together across the Serengeti plain, despite the fact that a million physicists gathered on the same plane could NOT all POINT in the same direction. Detailed quantitative predictions of this theory agree beautifully with computer simulations of flock motion.